Grim and random

What should I review for B-horror Friday?

So I've decided I'm going to watch one of these three movies: Blacula, Frankenhooker, Hard Rock Zombies. I may or may not watch all three, but I'll do a review on the winner and maybe the followup. My review I'm still trying to think how I'll work out, I mean there's really no such thing as a good b-horror movie, in terms of quality. I'll think of something. Oh, also honorable mention and props to Smitty who suggested Cannibal Holocaust, which is more of a grindhouse movie, but I think I may have a grindhouse night every now and then so don't count it out just yet!



It really doesn't get more iconic than this, Dracula's soul brotha coming to get your blood in the night. He's been made fun of in a variety of contemporary shows, such as the Venture bros. It's the first thing that came to mind when I thought b-horror.



Ok, so I'm a little uneasy at how recent this is, it's only 20 years old, but the b-horror element is definitely there, a guy loses his fiance in a freak lawnmower accident and makes a new one out of the best parts of a number of new york hookers, but it all goes pear shaped...duh duhn DUNNNN!



If you don't like hard rock then get the hell out. So a hard rock band goes to this little town with all sorts of horrible creatures of the night, killer dwarves, sex perverts(wut?), werewolves, and hitler(double wut?) and get killed by nazi sex perverts. A local girl brings them back as zombies to save the world. Yeah...sounds like a normal day for me.



Whelp, that's all there is to it. Let me know guys,